April 8, 2009

Family values candidate keeps toddler away from father

After using baby-daddy as campaign prop, 'good Christian/sanctity-of-marriage' expouser drops him like a hot load down the crapper.

The father of Bristol Palin's baby boy says he's been treated like an outcast since the end of Gov. Sarah Palin's run for vice president.

A worsening feud has developed between the 19-year-old Levi Johnston and the governor's family in the wake of Johnston's complaints about not being able see his young son Tripp, often enough. Now there is a dispute about whether Johnston had actually lived with the Palins.

"Sarah Palin is lying," he says.

I was going to make a joke about the retarded kid licking up all the tobaccy-juice off the floor, but decided it was in bad taste.

4 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

Some fucking "family values" those redneck retards have.

Not that I'm standing up for Levi, but c'mon, he's the kid's father, they need to let him see the kid. If not, don't expect any support Moosebreath.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Oooooh, I hope this rivals Americas last great feud, The Hatfields vs The McCoys.

Unknown said...

Sorry, Maru, that's "eSpouser"
definition #2 below:

es·pouse
\is-ˈpau̇z also -ˈpau̇s\
Function:
transitive verb
Inflected Form(s):
es·poused; es·pous·ing
Etymology:
Middle English, from Anglo-French espuser, from Late Latin sponsare to betroth, from Latin sponsus betrothed — more at spouse
Date:
15th century

1 : marry 2 : to take up and support as a cause : become attached to

Sorry to be nitpicky!

Chris Vosburg said...

From the linked politico story: Looking back at his time in the spotlight, Johnston said the biggest misconception about him is “that my family’s white trash.”

[ding ding ding] Hay-o, we got a money quote!