April 1, 2009

Not quite getting the concept

Welp, I see Runaround Newt has wasted no time since becoming a brand new Catholic yesterday: he's already blasting Pres Obama for allegedly not having proper Gingrich-approved Christian values. Sigh. Didn't they teach him anything in Bible School?? Cenk Uygur:

"Newt Gingrich: My third wife wants me to be a good Catholic."

LOL. He goes on:

He tweeted it out the other day about Obama giving the commencement speech at Notre Dame:
"It is sad to see notre dame invite president obama to give the commencement address Since his policies are so anti catholic values."
Newt has been divorced twice, married three times and left one of his wives when she was in the hospital with cancer. Stop me when I get to pro-Catholic values. Newt is also in favor of the death penalty, which is also against Catholic values. How come no one ever protests that?

Because -- everybody! -- IOKIYAR!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do Catholics feel about blowjobs? Reportedly, that is Newt's favorite method of sexual gratification (at least when he is cheating on his wife, whomever that may be at any given time). You can't get her pregnant with a blowjob!

Grandpa Eddie said...

Gingrich is a pathological liar, how do the catholics feel about that....oh...wait...they lie all the time...never mind.

Rhode Island Rules said...

Hypocritical Catholics (trust me - I was brought up as one - never took with me) and Republicans are a marriage made in heaven since neither ever refused a donation of money.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Same here Rhoda Island, the slimiest business owners in my town went to the church my mom dragged me to until I was old enough to tell her to stuff it. Newt made a good choice, the Catholic church is always rewriting the rules.

ThePoliticalCat said...

Fuck, the motherfucker's making ME cry, which is tougher than lighting a wet tampon. Which I'd dearly love to shove down Gingrich's throat. Along with a motley assortment of other debris to go with his foul, wretched, self-seeking, pouty, WATB bullshit. Anyone remember how he shut down the whole Federal government because Clinton wouldn't let him sit in the cockpit - I mean, front of the plane? Fuckwad.

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