May 15, 2009

Boob joins other boobs in hosting reboob show

The face of the republican party has become either Sarah Palin and "Joe the Plumber," or three loathsome, malicious, well-fed white guys who were responsible for getting us into this mess in the first place. To add to the nincompoopery, welcome to the newest member: a dizzy blonde bint with fake attention-whore funbags --

Carrie Prejean, the artificially-enhanced beauty contestant who supports "opposite" marriage, will be a guest host for Faux Noise's Fox & Friends May 27, filling in for dimwitted she-troll Gretchen Carlson.
Because being a vacant, sanctimonious nude pinup is OK if you love Jeebus.