May 5, 2009

Bush lieberry raises $100 million in 100 days

Worried that his no-account spawn would still continue to embarrass the family name, Poppy Bush has strong-armed his rich buddies into forking over some moolah to fund the nincompoop's so-called "library," a pitiful collection of moist, well-thumbed comics an' children's books, plus some of the stuff Karl and Condi read to him when they wanted him to try to sound smart at press cons.

Longtime financial backers of Tipsy McStaggers' dad have raised more than $100 million for the vanity building at Southern Methodist University in Dallas that will house his "official papers," sources close to Bush said.

Unburdened by campaign finance regulations, former Presidents traditionally raise money for their libraries the old-fashioned way: by meeting or calling a few dozen very wealthy benefactors and asking for large sums, often on the order of $5 million to $10 million each.

Uh-huh. There are homeless people sleeping in underpasses while this jerkwad jerks off over his very own legatude-hut.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Official papers"- and the crayons?

Grandpa Eddie said...

Millions of people in this country are homeless or going hungry every day and these rich fucks are giving big bucks to this fucking asshole's library for coloring books!

And the Rethuglicans wonder why other countries say we're so fucked up.

gallery said...

You got it right but missed the connection.......

We the people, should commandeer it once it's finished,and rename it the GWB homeless shelter.

I'm certain the "Larry Craig" bathroom suites will be far nicer than shitting under a bridge, and the coloring books will make fine pillows come lights out.

ThePoliticalCat said...

Gallery, that's an excellent fucking idea. Everytime I see that fucking douchebag's incontinent-baby face I want to vomit all over him. I keep wishing something disgusting would happen to him, like he'd lose what he laughingly calls a mind, unzip his pants and start peeing all over people at some "richAsshatFriendso'Dads" party. That worthless piece of ambulatory turd.

big em said...

Lieberry Inauguration Day:

"...'an um proud to.. uh..donate muh prized copy of 'My Pet Goat', which -- the last tahm I red fer more than 5 minutes straight -- was the book I chose, cause ahm The Decider, see..."

But honestly, in a country which has -- over the past few decades -- made astoundingly stupid economic decisions, it's entirely right that $100 million should be donated to something as irrational as a GW Bush library... what could be more symbolically appropriate?

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