May 5, 2009

This is "rebranding"?

The Party of No Ideas looks for help from the very people who got them into this mess.

"GOP turns to Bush aides for advice." Next:
Brittany Spears turns to Lindsey Lohan for career tips.
Paris Hilton turns to Michael Vick for doggie hints.
Bobby Jindal turns to Dan Quayle for talking points.
Alaska residents turn to Bobby Jindal for disaster tracking options.
Newt Gingrich turns to Rudy Giuliani for marriage advice...

Republicans looking to recover from Bush-era defeats are turning to an unlikely source for advice: top aides to former pResident George W. Disasterpants.

“Reuniting the Bush operation is like making a sequel to a very bad movie. House Republicans are better off staying home, watching soaps and coming up with new ideas for their out-of-touch party,” said Doug Thornell, spokesman for Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.).

Which reminds me: the Candie's Foundation has appointed Bristol Palin as Teen Ambassador to help raise awareness for teen pregnancy prevention.