After failing at television, simpering twit Fuck Tucker Carlson announced Tuesday the "right-leaning" news site he's been working on will go live in a couple of weeks.
Carlson will launch [the HuffPo-like] theDailyCaller.com, which he said would focus on reporting on the Obama administration and "adding facts to the conversation."
Facts? Really? Wow, that's quite a stretch for you, isn't it, Schmucker?
"We are a general-interest newspaper-format style site," Carlson told conservative bloggers at the Heritage Foundation on Tuesday. "There just aren't enough people covering this administration and telling the people what's going on."
Yeah, really! Almost nobody is covering this new guy in the White House. Good call. *snort*
"Tell the truth, and be accurate," Carlson said of the venture's goals. "It's very important to live up to the basic standards of journalism."
* choke cough omfg!! * So why are you starting now??
The site's motto, Carlson said, is "every seven minutes," and seeks to be "even faster than Drudge."
"The facts" in seven minutes? You couldn't do it in a half-hour, you lying, no-talent prick.
"It will not be a forum for discussing the future of the Republican Party," Carlson explained.
Good. That's because there is no future for the Rushbotlican party.
4 comments:
Well...if no one has been covering the Obama WH, that guy sittin' in the Oval Office has been one fuckin' hell of a lot busier than I thought he was by what I've been hearing and reading.
Nice catch, Maru,
It's good to know when that f*cker will reappear so I can be sure to not watch.
Thanks!
S
The site's motto, Carlson said, is "every seven minutes," and seeks to be "even faster than Drudge."Wow, that's some dreams and aspirations for you. Let me suggest a few more "mottos" for them along the same lines:
"Right almost half the time."
"Better than hitting yourself in the knee with a hammer."
"Facts are stupid things."
"It's not flop sweat, it's a glandular thing."
Okay, "faster than drudge" is now stuck in my mind and replaying endlessly to the tune of the "stronger than dirt" jingle from an old laundry detergent commercial.
Thanks Maru!
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