May 27, 2009

Quick! Call 911!

Judge laughs off Andrew Giuliani's bid to sue Duke University for kicking him off its golf team.

Spoiled rich punk brat gets humiliated by judge quoting "Caddyshack" at him:

[U.S. District Court Magistrate Judge Wallace W.] Dixon quips that Giuliani's attempt to use a particular legal maneuver - one not recognized in North Carolina courts - "brings to mind Carl Spackler's analysis from the movie 'Caddyshack.'"

"He's on the final hole," Dixon writes, quoting Spackler, the movie's mumbling, gopher-chasing groundskeeper, played by comedian Bill Murray. "He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron, I think."

As any golfer knows, a 2 iron would do little to close such a hefty gap.

Giuliani had been kicked off because of a series of angry outbursts, including breaking a club, "gunning" the engine of his car, throwing an apple at the face of former teammate and being disrespectful to a trainer.

pwn3d. Fucking punk.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is why we try, as a society, to discourage the severely mentally and emotionally challenged from reproducing.
siri

Grandpa Eddie said...

Awww...poor little rich fuck couldn't get his way by stomping his feet.
TOO.FUCKING.BAD!

Rhode Island Rules said...

But...but...he's a child of the elite! Don't they know who he is? His father will fix this outrage!

big em said...

Yeah, watch for a splashy announcement of a new 'Guiliani Govt. Studies Bldg' on the Duke campus, and a pg 19 announcement of Guiliana the Younger playing on the Duke Golf Team.....

Anonymous said...

Waitaminute!! I thought Rethuglicans were against frivolous lawsuits and them damned "trial lawyers".

Rudy "Bada-Bing" Giuliani: ...frivolous lawsuits...creates a tremendous burden on our economy, a tremendous burden on health care, .... (Eliminating frivolous lawsuits) It would be one of the most important things we could do. It, also, Glenn (effing Beck), would help the economy. A tremendous amount of money is taken out of our economy and a tremendous that is created by these frivolous lawsuits." (Jan. 2009)

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