May 26, 2009

Seen on teh intarwebs

The Dickipedia entry for permatanned House Minority Leader John Boehner:

Boehner attended Catholic all-boys high school, an institution that spawns both social conservatives and closeted homosexuals with equal and astounding frequency.

LOL. For more, see the guide to govt. published by the Department of Redundancy Department.

Bonus: "his last name is almost 'boner'."


Above: the WATB in yet another emotional moment.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

it's "boner" to me..........always HAS been and will be for friggin evah!!!

orange assed prick from hell!
siri

Unknown said...

I feel guilty for disliking (okay, hating) a man I've never met.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

They say that if you thump the boner it will go away. Get in line people, no pushing or crowding.

Chris Vosburg said...

Dickepedia is really hitting its stride lately, and this is one of their best. Also from the Boehner piece:

"In May 2009, weekly tracking polls indicated that Boehner remained the most unpopular politician in the United States, though it is unclear if this statistic factored in his favorability among elderly conservative women or the staff of Jamaica Me Tan in Cincinnati, Ohio."

Bonus: "Tanorexia sufferer".