June 4, 2009

Gay penguins in zoo are now fabulous parents

Rick Santorum feverishly prepares another op-ed.

Two homosexual penguins have successfully hatched an egg that was rejected by its parents and are now proudly rearing the chick, the German zoo housing the gay couple says.

"Since the chick arrived they are behaving in the same way as one would expect a heterosexual couple to do. Both happy fathers are now diligently handling the everyday care of their adopted offspring," the zoo said.

7 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

I guess kinda blows a big hole in the christianists theory that there are no "gays" in the animal kingdom.

gallery said...

"That penguin is now going to want to blow a dog"
Rick Frothy

Distributorcap said...

i wonder if fred phelps is gonna protest at the zoo now

libhom said...

Distributorcap: Good thing penguins aren't afraid of Hell...LOL.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

Survey says! Gay penguins make better parents than staright Governors from Alaska.

ThePoliticalCat said...

Hahahaha! Oh, fabulous! And thanks for the Savage (hee) take on Santorum. I abhor that fool, he's like teh used diaper of the Right.

Chris Vosburg said...

i wonder if fred phelps is gonna protest at the zoo now

Can't wait to see the placards: "God hates Penguins".