June 15, 2009

The Theocrat Party of Utter Failure crawls deeper up its own ass

Some bonehead at the ironically-named "american thinker" wouldn't know a cogent thought if it came up and kicked him in the nads --

The best and the brightest on the left go into politics.

And science, and teaching, and the arts...

The best on the right run their own businesses.

Into the ground, while they cheat on their wives and their stockholders while socking away billions in the Caymans as they lecture to us about "values."

So it is no surprise that the left is far more adept, even expert at the art of hardball politics.

Huh? Citation?

And they are telling us something profound. The left is telling us something many feel, many find as a hunch, that Sarah Palin is the most dangerous threat to the Obama administration with no close second.

Duh... wha? Bwahahahahahaha! **snort** Oh please! I don't think so! Gawd. Hey, asshole, she's not the bloody-clawed Godzilla you imagine. She's more like the Abominable from "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer" after his teeth were pulled out. A big white gummy dunce with furs. "The left" is having a lot of fun at your expense, jerkoff.

The left is telling us this by their "over the top" attacks.

WHAT attacks? A comedian joked about her on late-night TV, you fucking idiot. Let me repeat that for your benefit, you brainless twat: A comedian joked about her on late-night TV. So fucking what?? For petessake. Up until he quit the Tonight Show, Leno was STILL making bad-taste Bill Clinton jokes on a daily basis. He'll probably continue to do so on his new venue. In other not-news, the moose-huntin' Caribou Barbie is a pussy.

Not just the Letterman assaults,

Please.

... but the constant barrage of grievances filed against her in Alaska.

By her own constituents. Because we all know how fucking liberal Alaska is.

The attacks every day on Palin for no apparent reason -- except that the left seems to see her quite differently from any Republican candidate.

In what respect, Charlie? Well, how about in that she's a fucking MORON.

They would never do this to Romney, Huckabee or Newt, at least not to this level. There is a clear reason -- these guys couldn't fill up a high school stadium unless they were giving out free beer.

They're also not as fucking stupid as she is, or look as good in a photoshopped bikini, you sexist ass.

What is the Sarah difference? Well, it's not the issues, at least that is not all of it. It is the charisma factor.

Dude, you are seriously messed up. I'll give you that she's the imbecilic gun-totin' bumpkin poster queen for your drooling, troglodytic ditto-head base, but other that that she's a fucking joke.

Charisma is not learned, it is innate. One is born with it and no amount of training can inject it. Jack Kennedy had it. So did Reagan. Now Obama. Out of the thousands of politicians who have come and gone over the last generation, not one other person {Bill Clinton? You betcha! - Ed.} has shown "it."

And neither has that bubbleheaded neocon lying ditz.

7 comments:

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Oh puhleeeeze, the first time I heard that dim twat open her pie hole my christo-whack job/sociapath radar went off the scale.

karen marie said...

What? George the Younger isn't on the list of Republicans With Charisma?

big em said...

Geez, that writer strung together so many half-conceived stereotypes and platitudes he must've been getting paid by the word! I've seen more analytical abilities on restroom walls. But he's not up on his game, otherwise he'd get assigned the prestigious and lucrative 'attack detail' (with Rush, Sean, Billy-O, etc) on the Repuke team, not the 2nd string 'sympathy simps' (cause we know that Repukes don't really do sympathy/empathy -- at least not for anyone worth less than $1M)

Gordon said...

I wonder if that clown actually got paid for writing that tripe? All the Cheetos he could eat?

DBK said...

Okay, so immediately the thesis being offered is that the best an the brightest on the left are in politics and the righties in politics are neither the best nor the brightest.

So now he wants you to vote, no doubt, for the less good and the less bright because they are on the right. But doesn't everyone always say you should vote for the best candidate regardless of party, and if the ones on the left are the best and the brightest and the ones on the right are less good and less bright...

By the way, congrats to him for calling Sarah Palin and George Bush and all the rest dim bulbs. At least that finally sunk in for him.

LLucyD said...

Oh, silly Maru-
Let them go forth and canonize her. Do not attempt to stop the inevitable. Because it just means that Obama will be facing HER in 2012. What more could you ask for, really? We should be getting her so famous that she's on the TeeVee all the time saying nonsense things - OH the IRONY!

Lisa G said...

Similarly to the W, this woman can't put together a coherent sentence nor can she stay on topic. Those interviews with Charles Gibson and Katie were down right embarassing - I mean, seriously, you can't face Katie? You got issues (or a subscription) woman. This whole David Letterman thing is beyond ridiculous.