July 1, 2009

Another Episode of IOKIYAR

Not realizing that when you are in a deep hole that you should stop digging, Mark Sanford(R-Horndog) makes the Clenis look like an un-abused altar boy.

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, already struggling to salvage his family and his political career after admission of a scandalous affair, added explosive details Tuesday, including more visits with the mistress he calls his "soul mate" and other women in his past.

Sanford detailed more encounters with his mistress than he had disclosed during a rambling, emotional press conference last week. The new revelations Tuesday led the state attorney general to launch an investigation of Sanford's travels, and some legislators to repeat calls for him to step down.
Quite the man of faith too. Clever use of the Bible to rationalize cheating on his family. And he is trying to fall back into love with his wife.....whatta guy!!!
Strangely, we aren't hearing all the howling we were all subjected to when Clinton lied about a blowjob. Wassup with that? Oh, never mind.

1 comment:

Capt. Bat Guano said...

He'd better "fall back in love" with his wife, when he gets his finally thrown out of office he's he gonna need that cash cow all over again. She was the funding source that got him where he is any way. She only used him like a dog to get into a position where he could help with legislation to benefit her greedy ass, IMHO. Of course we can only hope that he loses that job/funding source to.