July 10, 2009

Ensign: My mommy gave my mistress money

Holy shit. The sanctimonious little yutz dragged his parents into his adulterous mess, having them pay hush-money to his inamorata. What a man! Damn. What a fuckhead.

Republican Sen. John Ensign said Thursday his parents gave his mistress and her family nearly $100,000 "out of concern for the well being of longtime family friends during a difficult time."

How sweet. I'm sure there is a place in Heaven waiting for them. Disgusting.

Wehhhhh!!! Mommy! Daddy! Pwease help me!!!