July 10, 2009

Ensign: My mommy gave my mistress money

Holy shit. The sanctimonious little yutz dragged his parents into his adulterous mess, having them pay hush-money to his inamorata. What a man! Damn. What a fuckhead.

Republican Sen. John Ensign said Thursday his parents gave his mistress and her family nearly $100,000 "out of concern for the well being of longtime family friends during a difficult time."

How sweet. I'm sure there is a place in Heaven waiting for them. Disgusting.


Wehhhhh!!! Mommy! Daddy! Pwease help me!!!

4 comments:

Dutch said...

The Republican party, further strengthening their place as the Party of the sanctity of marriage.

Chris Vosburg said...

I'm having a difficult time. My well-being is threatened. Where's my hundred large, motherfucker?

Rhode Island Rules said...

I'm sure Mommy just loves having the image of her little boy fucking someone other than his wife stuck in her head.

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