July 25, 2009

Look What the Clenis Started!!!!11!!!!

Sunday school teacher and hypocrite-at-large makes amateur porn with young intern.
Another day, another conservative, family-values Rethuglibot scandal demonstrating his superior morality and impeccable family values

In a sworn affidavit, a Tennessee state investigator has said that Stanley admitted to having a "sexual relationship" with a 22-year-old female intern working in his office, and to taking nude pictures of her in "provocative poses" in his apartment.
Just another chapter in the the never-ending parade of hypocrisy that is known as the Republican party. Look for Fox "News" to briefly mention the transgressions of Paul Stanley (D).

Fun Fact: Stanley was the sponsor of a bill last session to ban gay adoptions. Because after all, you don't want children in a home without firm, Christian family values.

7 comments:

Lee said...

Uh, that should be Paul Stanley (R)

ArchieG said...

Lee,

Fox "news" will have a D after his name if they mention the item at all.

Undeniable Liberal said...

Heh

big em said...

That damn 'Clenis'! WHEN is his bad example going to stop corrupting otherwise innocent Republicans!?!? I'm SURE they don't WANT to be sleazy / hypocritical / wastrels-of-taxpayers'-money type of people, but they're just powerless under the overwhelming influence of the Clenis-penis/Monica scandal -- even now, some 10+ years later! It's NOT like they should have ANY personal accountability -- I mean it's NOT like they're preaching THAT to people who are at the bottom rungs of society and financially/emotionally stressed-out maximally but not holding themselves to anything remotely approximating the same moral standard.....oh..uh-h-h..hmm...um-m-m-m
How about those Chicago Cubs this year!?? Think they got a chance to take it all??

Chris Vosburg said...

At least we can be glad that his transgressions consisted of normal sex, consensual even. Whew!

ThePoliticalCat said...

"Firm" Christian values. "Rigid" morality. "Hard" adherence to righteousness. And an "explosive" end to shenanigans. Took me so long to realize the Xofascists were speaking in code.

JeffKay said...

In fact, Fox doesn't use "Democrat" or "D" in the story.

They don't use "Republican" or "R" either.

Fair and balanced!

www.myfoxmemphis.com

Fox 17 Nashville