Morally Bankrupt Party of Hypocrites: Sotomayor does not represent America

Serial dumbass Jeff Sessions, of the Grand Old Rich White Adulterers Party, called Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor "out of the mainstream" on the Sunday gabfests.

John Cornyn, R-Texas, meanwhile, highlighted the potential political pitfalls for Republicans when he noted on "Fux News Sunday" that a third of his constituents are Hispanic, and that he was actively fighting the urge to put his size 10 up that idiot Session's ass. And he wasn't talking 'bout his cowboy boots neither.