Sanctimonious reboob Mark Sanford not only screwed his mistress, his long-suffering wife and his children, but also his home state.
He was "jammed" all right. ** snicker **
In the midst of a hot adulterous bone-fest, he left his ... ahem ... staff to panic when they couldn't contact their boss:
Not the phone, anyway.
Unless by "staff" you mean ... OK, I'll shut up now.
In other words, he lied. Values are like, so awesome!!1!!