July 2, 2009




















Sorry about the lack of posts. Maru and I finally hooked up. And we are very, very, VERY tired people. ;-}~
Regular snarkyness to resume very soon, followed by the pitter patter of little maru-libs.
Ok just kidding...........or not.
But really, what's on your mind tonight?

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's on my mind? WTF is this picture--THAT'S what's on my mind.

Anonymous said...

That is one angry looking stay puft marshmallow man.

Anonymous said...

on my mind stay the FUH out of Arizona and get my friends out of there!

Ariz Repub politicians voted to make it illegal for Az citizens to benefit from federal health care program - just in case Obama creates it.

and tonight, la di dah surfing online in this suck chair to avoid suck TV

. . headlines that Az sheriff dept shot 55 dogs (and left them to rot in jailed man's home and land) until he came home to find them. Sheriff's excuse: local animal control van wasn't air conditioned and dogs would die on the ride to the pound)

AHHHHHH!!!!

And then, Gov Fabio (repub's nickname) nee Sanford nee King David who thinks he's Ron Jeremy....the wife still says she forgives him . . . apparently being a fundie means one doesn't mind sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths . . .

Then to ice the cake of our nation's humiliation the world IS watching:

Sally Kerns, Michelle Bachman's mini-me-ette . . .has public proclamation for all good X-tians to sign on to in which she's joined the Phelps modus operandi:

teh god is punishing teh 'Murkistan with the recession because teh GAYS, teh pro-choice and them thar liberally loose libidos are making teh guy in teh sky hit ya' where it hurts in the pocket!

That's all folks! Well not really but don't want to bogart the blog.

willis said...

Good lord, I need a snark fix and I get dick shaped fireball? Guess I'll have to drink again.

Oblio said...

Heh heh heh... Willis said 'dick'... heh heh heh. Enjoy!!

Anonymous said...

What's on my mind?

The insanity of this asshole.

http://leesearles.wordpress.com/2009/07/01/outer-wingnuttia-has-officially-went-off-the-edge/

Anonymous said...

Fuck her; I did.

karen marie said...

Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

Sarah cut and run from gov office, resigning handing over office to Lt Gov...

her resignation rant - at the speed of light - seemed to be inspired by Wasillas one and only mass produced product . . meth

Her biggest fan, just said she's "done with politics for good" . . .

www.talkingpointsmemo.com has her video of resignation -- put your seat belts on, she's babbling at speed of light!

gallery said...

See?
While you guys were "hiking the Appalachian Trail" a giant news story has broken.
Now take a cold shower, and get back to work!

wangmokitteh said...

Ah don't listen to the grumblings of your fans missing our addiction to the high octane snark we're used to getting here. I come here and snort a few lines several times a day. *mmm, nom, snarkilicious!" Hell, yes, we miss our snark feedings.

That said, We all know Love Rooolz!! (particularly in the era of Darthness and Methstruction) So, if Maru, the Queen of Snarkiliciousness, deigns to dally with her Awesome Consort for a few days of manifesting Fireballs of Wild Passion out into the World Vibe, some of us at least appreciate that your Love often times does more for changing our world for the good, than the brilliant salvos of snark.

FUCK ON, DEAR GENIUSES, and thereby fortify your Spirits and fill your pens with snark ink made with the Grand Soul Fires only made by two in love.

wangmo said...

I'm embarrassed. I'm too noob to know how to
create my little avatar for my name. I have a cat
picture I use in my emails, but have no clue how
to upload it here. Can one of the WTF frenz point me to the 1..2..3.. "how to," PLZ? And how small in pixils do I have to get my sm picture down to to be the proper size?

I just realized this is inappropriate to ask that here. So, could one of you just point me to a link to go learn. Kthxbai.

tata said...

You hooked up?

I didn't even feel the blog get all hot and slippery. Anyone? Anyone?

Anonymous said...

Moar kitteh pix!! plz. only sane thing left in my world.

Thx,
Lois and Tribe of Twelve

big em said...

Maru - is it true that UL has that 'fisherman's optical condition', where things are exaggerated and ... say -- just for random example... 3" might be miscontrued as 8 or 9" ??

Anonymous said...

I expect some pithy snarkiness, truthiness concerning the disaster from alasker's big 'announcement'. you know, she's giving up on alaska because it's all about 'country.' what a nutcase. Please for the love of all things holy, come back Maru and post!!

::mwah:: said...

love is grand :)

Anna Van Z said...

At least some people are gettin' some...

Anonymous said...

If you're not gettin' any, sweetcheeks, just stop by . . .

maru said...

Bless you for posting, my friend!!!

xxoo