August 4, 2009


Senile old fuck John McCain holds blithering, slackjawed quitter Caribou Barbie in higher esteem than an experienced sitting judge with years on the bench.

Sen.McCain, his party's failed 2008 presidential contender, announced Monday he'd join the vast majority of the ditto-head Rushbots to vote against Sonia Sotomayor, who's on track to be confirmed this week as the first Hispanic justice. Old white conservatives argue she'd bring her own biases to the bench.

Some in the Party of No have faced a tough call about how to vote on the nominee, torn between an impulse to please their troglodytic base by opposing her and a fear that doing so could alienate beaner-"American" voters. The vast majority are lining up with their banjo-picking core supporters against Sotomayor, despite her near certainty of confirmation.

McCain called her background "inspiring and compelling," but added that, "an excellent resume and an inspiring life story are not enough to qualify one for a lifetime of service on the Supreme Court."
(Slightly paraphrased for clarity)

Ummm, Senator, this would be a good example of what to avoid if you're worried about "doing a lot more" to reach out to Hispanic voters. Jackass.