No, actually in bed. Married, 54-year old conservatard Michael D. Duvall not only kisses and tells, he does so in graphic, disgusting detail:
"She wears little eye-patch underwear," said the Republican CA Assemblyman, who is married with two children. "So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"Yuck. Bonus: not only does Duvall serve on the committee to oversee member ethics, but earlier this year he received top kudos from the Capitol Resource Institute, a “fierce guardian of traditional family values.”
“So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah! Because you're such a bad girl!'"
But Duvall wasn't content to just share one adulterous tale at the July 8 committee hearing. He referenced a second, simultaneous affair with another woman. He seemed amused that he was cheating on both his wife and a mistress.