So what's going on today?

Well, let's see. The repukes are foaming over their latest outrages: Van Jones is a truther who hates whitey, the President's czars are turning this country into communist Russia, and his upcoming speech intends to turn the nation's schoolchildren into fascist socialist gay Muslim Hitler youth. Meanwhile, questions remain over Glenn Beck's alleged rape and murder of a girl in 1990:



It's not too early to start drinking, right?