Building a better America

Barack and Bush-the-Slightly-Smarter team up to embiggen society. Either that, or to continue this country’s slide into brownshirted islamofascicommiesocialism.

President Obama, who has called on Americans to perform more community service, is joining former President George H.W. Bush in urging citizens to volunteer. Bush on Friday was to host a forum on volunteering at Texas A&M University, to be attended by Obama, who initiated a "United We Serve" call to service in June that culminated in a national day of service on the eighth anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, annoying the PISS out of permanently-outraged dittomonkey troglodytes. The forum is affiliated with the Points of Light Institute, an organization that honors people and groups who participate in community service.

In a related story, Poppy spawn Tipsy McStaggers has been sentenced to 200 hours of community service after being found drunk and naked, clearing brush in a Dallas park.

Well, I’m guessing that’s it since he couldn’t be bothered to join. Unless...