October 16, 2009


Are you ready for some butthurt?

In the annals of rightwing hubris, we haven't seen much to equal this: one of the conservatives enraged that Rush Limbaugh's ex-partners have excluded him from their plans to buy the Rams (which Limbaugh and his followers blame on liberals) has proposed that patriots counter-attack by... boycotting the NFL.

"I have cancelled my NFL Sunday Ticket package," declares "Teflon" of the [ironically-named] Moltenthought.com. "I will not watch ONE MINUTE of NFL games or coverage this season -- including the Super Bowl."
Instead I’ll… I’ll… sit in my confederate flag-decorated basement virtually sucking Rush’s dick!!1! ** sob! **
Major conservative blogs endorse Teflon's plan: "I'll bet there's a big overlap between Limbaugh fans and NFL fans," says Instapundit, "so it'll be interesting to see who wins out in a battle for loyalties."

Battle for loyalties? He actually thinks Sunday afternoon beer-and-wings fans will eschew their ritual viewings so Rush will know they care?
Not just no, but hell no! Bwwwwahahahaha! Dimbulb fucks.