October 8, 2009

Thrice-married adulterer destroys another IronyMeterTM

“A victory of [Obama’s] values would mean the end of American civilization as we know it.”

A black hole of hypocrisy was formed yesterday when serial playa and wife-abuser Newt Gingrich opened his blubbery piehole and said something stupid. Again.

In an interview with the fawning conservaturd nationalrepukeonline, the playdoh-ish ‘former’ playboy – now “directly infused with Christ” (eww) -- piously discusses the importance of religion while blasting the left and the Kenyan Muslim socialist commie President who is destroying Saint Ronnie of Reagan’s America. Like eight years of Bush/Cheney never happened, with their myriad of GOP scandals, illegal hankypanky and other ethics probs.

Oh, and Newt? If Americans did not want to have a Prez Obama in office they could have voted in McCain, or Hillary, or Romney, or any of the other contenders back then. So screw you, jerkoff.

For more, please see Undie Lib's terrific post "Old Man Makes Shit Up," below!