Everything is good news for conservaturds -- even losing elections

“Huge win for conservatives” in NY-23, trumpets redstate.com in a classic moment of weapons-grade wharrgarbl:

First, the GOP now must recognize it will either lose without conservatives or will win with conservatives. In 2008, many conservatives sat home instead of voting for John McCain. Now, in NY-23, conservatives rallied and destroyed the Republican candidate the establishment chose.

Then the voters rallied and destroyed the cuntservative candidate the rightwingnuts chose.