November 3, 2009

Musings on a Pile of Shit

A sampling of 10 jokes about Joe Lieberman.
Joe Lieberman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender turns to him and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve bitter old egomaniacs here. And fuck your stupid parrot.”

Joe Lieberman walks into a second bar. The second bartender says, “Get out.” Joe Lieberman says, “Why? Can’t I buy a drink?” The second bartender says, “Don’t you get it? Everybody hates you."

Why did Joe Lieberman cross the road? I can only assume it’s because he sucks.