December 18, 2009

Christmas flop-sweater into the rum & eggnog again

Glenn Beck misses "the good old days when Russia was a radar blip from nuking us, hot dogs only cost a smile, black people weren't sensitive about mistreatment, and everyone felt as great as they did the day after 9/11."

"The difference between a Glenn Beck conspiracy and the coronation scene in 'Carrie' is Carrie didn't overreact as hysterically": a tour de force.

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