December 2, 2009

I’m pretty sure ‘David Vitter’ has already been taken

One of the explosive documents uncovered by an intrepid GOP operative in an ACORN office dumpster is a highly sensitive internal memo showing ACORN considered – bum bum bummmmm! -- changing its name after the hooker story fiasco.

OMFG! The outrage!! Conspiracy! Quick! Alert the MSM! Investigate the President!

Please. Rebranding is for pussies.