January 8, 2010

Journamalism

Rudy “9/11” 91u1ani: "We had no domestic attacks under Bush"
George Stephanopoulos: “Hurrrrrrrrrrrr durr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”

Today on Good Morning America, Rudy Giuliani bleated "[w]e had no domestic attacks under Bush. We've had one under Obama," while his host was apparently too busy checking the Hot Men of Brazil app on his Blackberry.

In fact, while Giuliani and other conservative media figures have recently downplayed the number of attacks on the United States under former resident Drinky McDumbass, there were numerous terrorist attacks attempted during the Bush administration, including [BUT NOT LIMITED TO] the September 11, 2001 attacks, the attempted detonation of an explosive device on an airplane by shoe bomber Richard Reid, and the anthrax attacks, and the rise of reality TV.

Vid from here.

1 comment:

jadedj said...

"...and the rise of reality TV." Possibly the most serious threat of those listed.