“Hmmm… note to Self: smite dumbass”

Bible Spice on the whole writing-on-her-hand thing: ‘God did it, too!’

"If it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand, it's good enough for me," Palin told a crowd in Canada.

I always imagined God using a legal pad, but that’s just me.

"She cited a line from the Bible as part of her remarks, which she said a supporter had sent her," the NY Daily News writes. "The passage, Isaiah 49:16, says, 'See, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands.'

'I’m in good company,' Palin said."

Seems a bit low-tech for the Supreme Being, but I guess they hadn’t yet invented the teleprompter.

Jesus, my heads hurts.