Poll: majority of Americans still hate America

"It’s the Bush economy, stupid."

Bwaaa! Former preznit Dimbulb Disasterdunce gets the blame for the country’s economic problems, a new Harris poll traitorously shows.

“The memory of that idiot George W. Bush and the state of the economy he left as part of his legacy still sticks in the craw of Americans,” wrote pollster Lou Harris in his analysis.

And in the hard-fought battle for GOP supermacy? “Other” comes in at a close second to “Shit. I guess so. Sigh.”

Republicans were also split when asked to identify the most powerful figure in the GOP.

Former fudgepacking Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney rated highest with 14 percent, but he was swamped by the 44 percent of respondents who were either “not sure” or would have picked someone other than the eight Republicans listed.

I bet the highest write-in was Zombie Reagan. * snort *