Glenn Beck says his new website is "intended to give folks a helping hand." And by "folks" he means "Glenn Beck." And by "helping hand" he means "teabagger-generated handjob."
The "breaking news, original reporting, and insightful opinions" that mouthbreathers can beat off to on DoucheBeck's the Blaze include commentary on the Democrat Party's 'radical leftist agenda,' the sanctity of climate-change deniers, and the racism of Rev. Al Sharpton.
“The only real issue here is whether enough people will be deluded to think this is actually anything resembling honest news coverage," says [political blogger Shel] Horowitz.Shel, please. Wake the fuck up: "You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."*