Ann Romney addressed her hopefully future minions.....

and she said, ""Tonight I want to talk to you from my heart about our hearts. I want to talk not about what divides us, but what holds us together as an American family ... Tonight I want to talk to you about love." at which point she swung fully around from the waist, bent low and grunted as a huge pile of steaming reeking turd belched forth from her anal cavity and in one magnanimous swing, flung the stench filled pooh into the cameras and the crowd, and the crowd went wild with imitation. Hurricane Ivan made a last minute unpredicted dodge and swept away from Tampa.

or something.

IF SHE THINKS she can even BEGIN to make an indentation and effect upon the Pubes in attendance after that LAST RNC'S Hoochy Coochy SHOW, and the INTRODUCTION (infliction) OF BIBLE SPICE to the world, she needs to mount her sturdy steed (and I DO NOT mean Spitt "NO! We Are No Longer Producing Children, So Dry It Up!!!" Robme) and trott on back to her personal physician to discover what OTHER diseases she might have laying dormant in her system, effecting her ability to intelligently choose a life partner.

or JUST GO AWAY, ANN.

BOOYAAAH!!!