Qué idiota

Shameless idiots pork up for Thanksgiving
Flip taxpayers the bird.

The Bush misadministration threatened to veto the massive bill if the cost of its programs pushed spending for all 13 bills above an $821.9 billion limit - but it was required to include the PRESIDENTIAL YACHT.

The dickheads in Congress on Saturday passed a $388 billion package for programs including foreign aid, energy and a presidential yacht, but cut crucial funding for education, health and the environment.

Hi dear, how was work?
Shut up and get me my martini, bitch.

Congressional Republican leaders Saturday rammed 'a sweeping $388 billion spending bill that would permit hospitals and HMOs to avoid state requirements that they offer abortion services.'

PSM
Blogger keeps bloggering up my links, and for that I apologize. I still haven't mastered the html stuff over at tblog, though.

Gah. I'm awake.

Where's my mommy?
Skittles from DemoU challenges us to Spot the dipshit in this photo:

Voice in the wilderness
Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Balls) has issued the following statement in reaction to comments made by House leader and jackbooted thug Tom DeLay, who not only denied that he was an corrupt asstool, but then made unsubstantiated attacks against Pelosi and other Democrats:

"Tom DeLay proved this morning that he is not only unethical, but delusional.

“No amount of mud slinging can hide the fact that Mr. DeLay has repeatedly abused his power. Over the years, this has resulted in four rebukes by the Ethics Committee -- including two rebukes last month that were a direct result of Congressman Chris Bell's complaint. Mr. DeLay has insisted that these charges are merely partisan attacks, but the bipartisan Ethics Committee's unanimous conclusions have put that lie to rest.

"Mr. DeLay's display today and his repeated ethical lapses have brought dishonor on the House of Representatives."

Fun fact: 'To restore accountability to Congress. To end its cycle of scandal and disgrace. To make us all proud again of the way free people govern themselves' is part of the fun-filled Republican Contract with America®.

True Christians asswhip moral hypocrites
Conservative church rallies behind gay man. Not right behind him, of course, but still...

Makin' progress
Freedom an' democracy's on the march!

Baghdad exploded in violence Saturday, as insurgents attacked a US patrol and a police station, assassinated four government employees and detonated several bombs. One American soldier was killed and nine were wounded during clashes that also left three Iraqi troops and a police officer dead.

Holiday shopping help
From your friends at WTF -

Target ® offers what might be the perfect gift for your republican friends - and at a terrific price! "No picture available," thank God.

Santorum school flap continues
Couldn't happen to a nicer asshole.

Godly US Senator Rick Santorum's frothy swirl over home teaching his children continues, as four school board members of the Penn Hills School District want some $100,000 back.


The cheating lowlife, seen
here ripping off taxpayers.

Buk buk buk
Our manly War Preznint will not address the Canadian parliment next week, because he's afraid of being booed.

No final decision has been made, but those involved with the planning of the visit (Nov. 30 and Dec. 1) want to avoid pictures on US network television of a president being booed or shouted at.

Who's library is it, anyway?

Full image here, from this article.

Australopithecus poopyhead
A husband-and-wife team of fossil sleuths have unearthed a creature with a body like an ape, fingers like a chimp, the posture of a human, and the face of George W Bush.

World to Bush: go #uck yourself

The US Jebusbot-led drive for a U.N. stem cell ban crumbles, like so many communion wafers in the mouths of Godless liberal sodomites.

At least six NATO allies - Germany, France, Belgium, Spain, Luxembourg and Greece - are refusing to send military instructors to help the US train Iraqi officers, 'another impediment in the Bush administration's drive for support for its effort to pacify Iraq.'

Tickets still available
For reboob puke-a-thon and circle-jerk.

On Friday, November 19, the Claremont Institute will honor hate-radio host and pompous asshole Rush Limbaugh with the Statesmanship Award at its annual Churchill Dinner in Los Angeles at the Millennium Biltmore Hotel. America's Favorite Junkie will be the main speaker for the evening. A reception is scheduled for 6:00 p.m. and dinner will begin at 7:00 p.m. Tickets are $250 each, price does not include barf bags, goggles.


"Why yes. I AM a buttwad."

News you can use
The 50 movies that make the baby Jebus cry. Get a life, dickwad.
You can thank George Bush for your heroin.
Terminate this bullshit.
Mmmmmmmmm, coffee beer...

Neal Boortz: racebaiting asshole
/alleged

Who is this guy? Some socially-retarded douchebag jerking off in his parents' basement?
Does he go out of his way to be this stupid? Or was he born a complete asstool?

No, fuckwit, Dems aren’t complaining about Condo’s ascension to Sec of State because of her race, you blithering butthole. It’s because she was so incredibly inept at her last job.

Does the pre-9/11 presidential brief Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the US ring a bell? For God's sake, she was the national security advisor!

Or her lies concerning the pre-9/11 scenarios that had terrorists flying airliners into US buildings?

How about her incompetant performance as head of the Iraq Stabilization Group?

Or her "Punish France, ignore Germany and forgive Russia” comment?

Jebus. I can't believe somebody's actually paying him to be such a pathetic hateful windbag.

Misadministration up to their old tricks
Sends out tired old lapdog to bark warningly, wave vial of anthrax, aluminum tubes.

WH lackey and irrelevant, discredited loser Colin Powell shared information with reporters Wednesday about Iran's nuclear program that was classified and based on an unvetted, single source who provided information that two US officials said yesterday was highly significant if true but has not yet been verified.

Triumph of the will
Ethics and politics: shameless House Republicans sting themselves over DeLay rule.
- a Manchester Union Leader editorial.

In solidifying its power, the GOP is loosening its ethics.
- EJ Dionne.

And in a related story - Not content with ethical buttfucking, the House “ethics” committee Thursday night admonished Rep. Chris Bell, Tom DeLay's accuser, for “exaggerating misconduct allegations” against the “morality party” leader.