Panic-stricken by Possible Drops in the Polls, Handlers Force Crusader Bunnypants to Phone Real World Leaders from Bunker at Pig Farm
CRAWFORD, Texas (AP) - Drinky McDumbass "took a direct role in Mideast diplomacy" a few minutes ago, calling five world leaders about the deteriorating situation between Israelis and Palestinians.
The flurry of calls contrasted with his public silence Friday when he played video games with his cows as Israeli troops laid siege to Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's headquarters. (- - from Yahoo News just now.)
"A direct role"????? After all this time? Who writes this stuff, Karl Rove?? And who are they trying to kid?? Any self-respecting "reporter" would have told the truth and written something like this: The Cretin from Crawford was forced by his nursemaids today to act "engaged" and "in command" after months of diddling. The Yale Yahoo spent a few minutes on the phone asking various world leaders what he should do, passing the telephone over to one of his handlers because trying to pay attention was making his head hurt.
Jeezus K. F*ck.
March 30, 2002
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