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Ted Nugent endorses 'Gun Nut' ice cream
Food fight

Ted Nugent, former rock star and GOP shill, has come out in support of Gun Nut ice cream, a new flavor unveiled by a company billing itself as "the conservative alternative to liberal Ben & Jerry's." - - Warning: link takes you to WND.




"Reactionary blowhard" Rush Limbaugh 'disappointed' by former ESPN colleagues
"Yeah, I was somewhat disappointed by it when I heard about it because I thought we were all friends. We did all get along in production meetings, on the set of the show itself," the vile pigboy said during his radio hate show Monday.

"Let me just say that it was not our decision to have Rush Limbaugh on this show. I've seen replay after replay of Limbaugh's comments with my face attached as well as that of my colleagues, comments which made us very uncomfortable at the time, although the depth and the insensitive nature of which weren't fully felt until it seemed too late to reply," co-host Tom Jackson said.

"He was brought here to talk football, and he broke that trust. Rush told us the social commentary for which he is so well known would not cross over to our show, and instead, he would represent the viewpoint of the intelligent, passionate fan," Jackson added. "Rush Limbaugh was not a fit for NFL Countdown."

Ouch!
In a related story, the embattled terrorist-supporting, hillbilly-heroin addict Monday denied he was acting in a "Clintonesque" manner by not immediately responding to allegations that he had abused prescription pain killers and was allegedly included in a law enforcement investigation in Florida.

Perp walk
Al Franken said he would look forward to the television coverage if Limbaugh were to be arrested.

"I'll be switching channels to get it from every angle," Franken said. "My favorite part is when they push their heads to get them down into the [police] car."


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The Daily Show will be broadcasting the California Recall: Redecision 2003 special, live on Comedy Central, tonight at 11 p.m. ET/8 p.m. PT, just after the polls close.