WTF Is It Now?!?

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Rumsfeld wins 'Foot in Mouth' Award
"The year's most baffling comment by a public figure."

"Reports that say something hasn't happened are interesting to me, because as we know, there are known unknowns; there things we know we know," Don Rumsfeld said in the award-winning puzzler. "We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

Rumsfeld beat out groping meatpuppet Arnold Schwarzenegger, nominated for "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." and his own boss, the Chimp-in-Chief, for well, take your pick.