WTF Is It Now?!?

Heh. This always cracks me up.

Bush Blames Cuts at Energy Lab on Mix-Up
Preznit Accountabilitude lied said Tuesday that a "budgeting mix-up" was the reason 32 workers were laid off and then reinstated just before his visit. Yeah, that's the ticket.

"'Yore doin' great work here,' said Bush, who picked up a bottle of ethanol and sniffed it.

"Sometimes, decisions made as the result of the appropriations process, the money may not end up where it was supposed to have gone," he said. "It's got nothin' to do with makin' me look good. Kin ah keep this bottle?"

"This is a series of photo-ops entirely driven by polls that tell the president that he isn't doing enough on energy. The president is talking a good game, but his budget doesn't back it up," said Phil O'Dendron, president of the National Environmental Trust. "Lying fuckwit."