Hogwarts Castle at Universal theme park, opening in Florida in 2009. (Photo: Business Wire)

Everybody hates George
Albanians are insulted by the White House's security measures on upcoming visit, in which only US Marines get to guard Boy King Snotty McPrivilege.

As part of preparations, Parliament on Thursday approved an act that allows more than 500 combat-ready U.S. troops entry into the country, and sanctions their use of "force proportionate to any possible threat."

Albania's formal elite escort for visiting dignitaries, the Republican Guard, will not be allowed to carry guns on the day of the spoiled little punk's visit.

Keepin' us safer
Jebus K. Hamburger... the Bush misadministration said Tuesday it will fight to keep meatpackers from testing all their animals for mad cow disease.

You read that right. The Bush "administration" will fight to keep meatpackers from testing their animals for mad cow disease. How does stupid shit like this always end up happening?

Dude, you said it yourself: "the Bush 'administration.'" Along with their craven GOP lickspittles, the kneepadded 'liberal media,' and the cowardly Dems. Duh.

The Bush ecomnitude
US economy has worst growth since 2002

The economy nearly stalled in the first quarter with growth slowing to a pace of just 0.6 percent. That was the worst three-month showing in over four years

Supportin' the troops
Iraq war veteran Marine Cpl. Adam Kokesh could lose his honorable discharge status after being photographed wearing fatigues at an anti-war protest.

Jebus...
I think we've reached a new {sub}level of stupid!

Conservatard loon: gays in the military will spend all their time looking at their comrades' tight buff asses and shooting off into their fatigues --

Last night on CNN, right-wing pundit Mark Smith argued that “openly gay people” should not be allowed to serve in the military. He argued that gay soldiers are unable to “focus” on the war, comparing gays in the military to himself in a platoon of “Hooters waitresses.”

He stated, “[F]or example, if you put me in a platoon with nothing but, let’s say, Hooter waitresses, that’s going to distract me , and I’m not going to be focused on winning the war. I am going to be focused on other things.”

Talk about boobs. Criminey...

Another Rove protege resigns
His job for the Bush WH done, the unqualified turd moves on, possibly to the presidential campaign of Saint Fred Reaganson.

The U.S. Justice Department has notified Arkansas’s congressional delegation that interim US Attorney Tim "mmmmphlph, yes, Karl" Griffin is resigning effective Friday, June 1.

Griffin, a protege of Karl Rove, was formerly research director of the Republican National Committee. In 2004, BBC News published a report showing that Griffin led a “caging” scheme to suppress the votes of African-American servicemembers in Florida.

Read that again: this is the guy Bush's "Justice" dept gave a job to as a US Attorney. I can almost feel my blood congealing. Unbelievable.

Is it can be disbarment time now pleez?
Heh: I keep reading that as "dismemberment."

"Bush Justice" head could be shitcanned for being a partisan political whore.

“While the political world obsesses over whether Attorney General Alberto Gonzales can survive the outcry over the politically motivated dismissal of eight United States Attorneys, the legal academy has been debating a different aspect of the fallout: Could a case be made that the chief law-enforcement officer of the United States should be disbarred?”

The question has emerged in the wake of what many consider to be damaging testimony by Monica Goodling, Mr. Gonzales’ senior counselor, before the House Judiciary Committee on May 23.

“It depends crucially on what the facts are,” said David Luban, a professor at the Georgetown University Law Center. “Given the most unfavorable interpretation, there’s clearly a case for disbarment.”

Bonus: we can always try to impeach the miserable little weasel.


The Attorney General at last weekend's family reunion.
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Shameless Bush suckhole to troops: "who cares what you think?"
More on Joementum Iraq trip... Sen./quisling Joe Lieberman (I-Me), suited up in body armor and helmet, tells reporters in Iraq “what I see here today is progress, significant progress.” Hours later, confronted by US soldiers, he got a very different message: “Get us the hell out of here!!!!! You're fucking high, dude. Shit.”

Spc. David Williams collected questions for Lieberman from 30 other troops.

At the top of his note card was the question he got from nearly every one of his fellow soldiers : “When are we going to get out of here?”

“We’re not making any progress,” Spc. Will Hedin said, as he recalled a comrade who was shot by a sniper last week. “It just seems like we drive around and wait to get shot at. … It’s just more troops, more targets .”

In response to their questions about leaving Iraq, Lieberman parroted the White House talking points, saying it would be a “victory for al-Qaida and a victory for Iran.”

Meanwhile, in a sign that we're continuing to make significant progress, a suicide bomber hit a police recruiting center in Fallujah on Thursday, killing at least 25 people and wounding 50.

In another sign we're continuing to make significant progress, the number two leader of US forces in Iraq, General Raymond Odierno, said Thursday that US and Iraqi troops have not yet made sufficient progress in Baghdad.

Not Only is He a Client...
It appears that America's Mayor, former comb-over competition winner, and Hair Club For Men majority stockholder crossdressing Julie Ruliani Rude Giuliani's campaign is going to have some unwelcome followers:

Irate fire fighters, who will spread a message that he's not in fact the great leader he's made out to be. "If somebody can tell me what he did on 9/11 that was so good, I’d love to hear it." said Jim Riches, a deputy chief fire fighter whose son was killed that day. "All he did was give information on the TV."

The "liberal media" and the Reich-Wingnuts are ignoring this story and are already getting on their knees in anticipation of slobbering all over Rudy's twice divorced adultery pole, as they fret about missing white women and John Edwards' haircuts.
Pravda and al Jazeera are reportedly furious at being beaten to the propaganda punch yet again. Free Pressin' is hard work!












~Undeniable Liberal~

Tiger cubs play with chicks at a zoo in Zhejian province. The chicks, who were not harmed by the cubs, were feeding at a nearby river before entering the tigers' cage. They will be the main ingredient in a special Kung Pow Chicken dish served by the zoo restauraunt tomorrow. Kidding. It is the first time zoo staff have witnessed such an occurrence, China Daily reported. REUTERS/China Daily

A Whole Lotta Dick
Adding to what Maru posted below, and speaking of HUGE DICKS, to commemorate Darth Cheney's anniversary of the "last throes" prediction, Head presidential smegma taster and first fellatist, Joe LIEberman made a typical unannounced "surprise" visit to a peaceful Indiana Market Baghdad to get a great deal on some rugs.

"He said he was happy with the progress. He was devastated by the fact that May was turning in to the deadliest month since November 2004. But he said he did believe that this surge eventually would pay off and it would start to break the insurgency."

He also noted off the record that he is NOT a dirty cocksucker because Presidunce McChimpleton has excellent personal hygiene habits.

Bonus Idiotic Quote: "No one wants to end the war in Iraq more than I do." - Joe Lieberman, 10/18/06
Double Word Score Bonus: Mr. Preside...ummmmph, schllluuuuuurp, mmmmmppph....braaaaaap!

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Sgt. Schultz had a bastard love child?

~Undeniable Liberal~

Fudge, Packer?
John Edwards has been tagged as the "Breck girl." Let's see... what should Mitt Romney be known as? Hmmmmmm....


:: uncontrollable giggling ::

Thanx to David Kulmaczewski for the pic.
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Okay, you repug contenders can pack it in and go home
It's all over.

That's right, it's the second coming of Saint Ronnie uhhh Zombie Reagan ummmm, that one republican who isn't an adulterous, flipflopping, gay-loving baby-killer!

Bonus: his huge-boobed blonde trophy wife is young enough to be his daughter.

More chicanery from the honor 'n' integritude party
Cheney violating the Presidential Records Act, sez CREW.

Lawyers for Dick Cheney ordered the Secret Service in September to destroy his visitor logs just as a lawsuit was filed seeking access to them to find out how often Jack Abramoff visited.

"The latest filings make clear that the administration has been destroying documents and entering into secret agreements in violation of the law," said Anne Weismann, CREW's chief counsel.

Actually, the news would be to name the laws he doesn't violate.


The antichrist.
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Project For A New American Bachelor



Poor, Paul. Why must all of your problems be everyone's fault but your own?

In other neocon news...destruction is the only language they speak. And they speak it well. Civil men, indeed--at least they don't use the swears.

JasonC

This just in: insane mattress-soiling shitbag was elected senator for SC
Bizarro asshat Sen. Jim DeMint (R-etard) blames Democratic “wimps” in Congress, especially Harry Reid, for American casualties in Iraq.

During a speech to 100 constituents, DeMint also took issue with the now widespread belief that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, saying the executed Iraqi dictator had “stockpiles of chemical weapons” that still exist.

“Al-Qaida knows that we’ve got a lot of wimps in Congress,” DeMint said. “I believe a lot of the casualties can be laid at the feet of all the talk in Congress about how we’ve got to get out, we’ve got to cut and run.”

Asked later who he had targeted in his comments, DeMint replied: “To a large degree, the Democratic party and those who basically declared defeat like Harry Reid.”

Shouldn't this guy be locked up somewhere?

This day in history
Two years ago on May 30 2005, Dick "always wrong" Cheney assured us the Iraq insurgency was in its "last throes." The video.

Abby guarding the WTF situation room.
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Subpoena Scoreboard
Investigating The Clenis' blow jobs and bad real estate transactions, Rep. Dan Burton: 1052
Investigating a Soviet-like take-over of our country, Rep. Henry Waxman: 3

Demonstrating a critical shortage of cheese to go with their whine, Republicunt crybaby wankrags say Waxman is a "Bush-bashing" attack dog obsessed with a partisan vendetta.

Okaaaaaaaay..... I'llCall a Wahhhhbulance, and before it gets here, fucktard re-pubics, bite me.









~Undeniable Liberal~

Immaculate Perception
The Grandfather of the virgin birthed newborn Anti-Christ, Darth Cheney, slithered out from his undisclosed lair of fear, death, and all things evil this weekend to rally his newly graduated storm troopers at West Point. After initially considering wearing a loin cloth, a bone through his nose, and an Iraqi skull necklace, with Arab blood dripping off his chin and screaming to the West Point grads “Go and fucking kill brown people! I command you! Kiiiiiillllllll,” He softened up his message a bit.......

“As Army officers on duty in the war to grab MY oil, you will now face enemies who oppose and despise everything you know to be right, including waterboarding; every notion of enhanced interrogation and extraordinary rendition, and stolen election you consider worth fighting for and living for. Capture one of these killers, and he’ll be quick to demand the protections of the quaint Geneva Convention and the shredded Constitution of the United States. Yet when they wage attacks or take captives, their delicate sensibilities seem to fall away.”

Or something like that. Funny how Constitutional protections seem to work pretty well for Cheney’s pals. Even more strange that West Point would bother to invite a draft dodger who managed 5 draft deferments due to other priorities as a commencement speaker.












~Undeniable Liberal~

Jebus, guys, come on already!!

The Bush administration’s never-ending push to turn federal agencies into favor-filled partisan clubhouses has just been confirmed in red-handed detail at the General Services Administration, the government’s main housekeeping agency.

Last January, [Bush appointee Lurita] Doan summoned her assistants to a campaign strategy session run by Karl Rove’s White House political operation.... Like so many Bush appointees lately summoned to account by Congress, Ms. Doan repeatedly said she could not recall details of the meeting. Her other defense — that her accusers were poor-performing malcontents — was also found untrue, with several holding merit citations.

As for Mr. Rove, who has run this partisan traveling show through other federal agencies, this is only the latest abuse for which he needs to be brought fully and finally to account.

-- from a NY Times editorial. Meanwhile, another one of Karl's top aides, implicated in the US attorneys firings, has quit.

Is it can be frogmarch time now pleez??

Bill Frist withdraws name from World Bank consideration
"Those Europeans are all cat-lovers," he explained.

Braaaaaaaaaack...
The AP/USA Toady's ballgargling, vomit-inducing paean to Awol von Stupid:

President Bush on Monday honored U.S. troops who have fought and died for freedom and expressed his steely resolve to succeed in the war in Iraq. "As before in our history, Americans find ourselves under attack and underestimated," he said. {Durrrr????? - Ed.}

Bush marked his sixth Memorial Day as a wartime president. God, he is soooo fucking awesome!1!!eleventyone!1! Though he should've worn that manly flightsuit!1!1!!!

Meanwhile, we have 8 10 more troops to mourn:

Eight Ten American soldiers were killed on Memorial Day in roadside bombings and a helicopter crash north of Baghdad, making May the deadliest month of the year for U.S. troops in Iraq.

Heckuva job, you flaming stupid fucking asshat.

A Glasswing Butterfly, pic by Curt Maynard, sent by John Smith.
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The party of personal responsibilitude
Well, I guess we should have seen this one coming: unethical horndog Paul Wolfowitz blames the media for "forcing" him to resign.

"I think it tells us more about the media than about the bank and I'll leave it at that," he told the British Broadcasting Corp.

"Emotions here were overheated. Just like my hormones," he said in an interview.

Abby and her woobie!
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maru is getting a puppy on Caturday?

For The Times You Just Want to Be Alone
Ever get tired of people lurking over your shoulder when you are surfing the intratubes and want to make them just go away?
CLICK ON THIS
It works even better if you have a really nice tan. Bonus: shouting "Allah Akbar" will give you even MORE privacy, right away.
H/T: The Froggy Dude

~Undeniable Liberal~

Clinton Erection Graditution
Here is an event not too likely to be covered by Faux Spews:

Kosovo Albanians plan to honor their "savior" Bill Clinton Bill Clinton by erecting a statue of the former United States president in the capital of Serbia's breakaway province.
"He is our savior. He saved us from extermination," sculptor Izeir Mustafa told Reuters. "I was thrilled by the work because I know what he did for us."

No word yet on Iraqi plans to build a Chimperor statue, although some have wondered if burning effigies count.













~Undeniable Liberal~

Pass The Bong Rpg
John McStain and Flipper Romney are criticizing madrassa graduate B. HUSSEIN Obama's (rhymes with Osamma) vote with the majority of Americans and against the no-timetables Iraq War funding bill with typical Republicunt schoolyard taunting: defeatocrat, surrender, white flag, blah, blah, na na nana na.
Obama's response:

This country is united in our support for our troops, but we also owe them a plan to relieve them of the burden of policing someone else's civil war. Governor Romney and Senator McCain clearly believe the course we are on in Iraq is working, but I do not.
And if there ever was a reflection of that it's the fact that Senator McCain required a flack jacket, ten armored Humvees, two Apache attack helicopters, and 100 soldiers with rifles by his side to stroll through a market in Baghdad just a few weeks ago.

McStain finishes off on a high note:

"Obama wouldn't know the difference between an RPG and a bong."

An anonymous McStain aide added:
"Not even Obama's "Flack" jacket would protect him from McStain's Major Bong Loads."

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I'm taking the "high road..."

~Undeniable Liberal~

We hav a flavor. Pic from here.
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Puppy day tomorrow
We're going to pick up our pup tomorrow and should be back on Sunday!


"On Caturday? Are you mad?? Zzzzzz..."
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Whoa, Wu...
"One area where I have been disappointed is beef."

That's just what Laura said! :: childish giggling ::