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These are ironic times:
U.S. TROOPS LEARNING ARABIC
To better understand why everyone hates us.
WORLD NEWS
Pakistan: Musharraf Cracks Down
Even considers suspending habeas corpus, conducting warrantless wiretaps, torture.
Experts: No Evidence Iran Has Nuclear Weapons Program
White House: unlikely experts would be right two times in a row.
U. S. NEWS
Study: 1 Out of 4 HomelessAre Veterans And we really appreciate their service.
Reagan Library Reports 80,000 Items Missing
Nothing of interest, fortunately.
BUSINESS
Fed Chairman Sees PeriodOf Slow Growth
Followed by sudden, catastrophic collapse.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: People Who Eat When Lonely or Blue Have Most Trouble Dieting
Tend to eat until they're fat and jolly.
POLITICS
Giuliani Hires Priest Accused of Sexually Molesting Young Boys To replace Bernard Kerik.
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