February 8, 2008

Flipflopping gay-loving abortion lobbyist didn't connect with gpuke voters

Mitt Romney seemed to have it all: good looks, perfect hair, perfect family, money, shoulders you could land a 747 on, multiple sides to every issue and "a résumé that practically screamed presidential contender." The only things he didn't have were believability, trust, sincerity, delegates, and a bottomless well concerning his strapping sons' inheritances that he could've dipped into in order to continue to fund his doomed, flipflopping campaign.

He did give us one of the greatest campaign pics evar, though:

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