July 7, 2008

McCain touts plan to create jobs, take hourly naps

Via MSNBC: Senile McNutjob acknowledged the steep drop in U.S. jobs and said he would help the economy by cutting taxes, encouraging free trade, building nuclear power plants, and buying everyone a flying car that runs on unicorn farts and rainbows. Now leave him the fuck alone, you dumb cunt.

1 comment:

Distributorcap said...

roflmao

i knew keeping a unicorn would come in handy one day