August 22, 2008

Elitist McPrivilege: 'Consuela! Where's my fucking scotch, you cunt?!'

Gigolo Manly McMaverick hides behind the wealthy beerfrau's skirts, then tries to change the subject.

McMansions: 'I forget how many homes we have, but some of them actually belong to my rich wife. I'll have one of my staff get back to you on that. Oh, and Black HUSSEIN Osama's a hippie Muslim Islamocommiedefeatoterristfistjabbingfascist whose pastor hates America and some guy he knows commited fraud.'

'What? Keating? Never heard of him. Jack Abramoff?? Sorry. '
He's also never heard of Ralph Reed, John Hagee or Rod Parsley, Ken Bennett, Phil Gramm, or his senior foreign policy adviser or ....

Anyhoo, we should ignore all of Senile McNutso's past associations -- this is a guy who ... oh, wait, does that include the time he was a Prisoner of War©?