Lieberman ketchup on a McSame weiner. Via Blondesense:
May 31, 2008
May 30, 2008
Possibly more disturbing than yesterday's "Charlie Crist sex tape" is the thought of a whacked-out Wolf Blitzer, sitting in a corner drooling to himself and humming the cool part of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida," or worse, stumbling about with some scary-ass leer on his phiz, looking to get laid.
Posted by maru at 5/30/2008 04:30:00 PM
The beautiful smackdown of snivelling, basement-dwelling subhumans, whose closest contact with fighting is trying to get their bags of Doritos open with only one hand:
But wait, there's more. More complete and utter pwnage:
To which the bloggers could only think to respond "Cindy Sheehan!!1!!!" and practically sound like Holocaust deniers. Pathetic. And let this be the end of this bullshit, please.
Posted by maru at 5/30/2008 04:27:00 PM
"Disappointed, disillusioned, despairing, even disgusted maybe, but not disgruntled, says former White House spokes-tool Scott McClellan, gruntling.
Bonus: "The explosive reaction to the new memoir by Scott McClellan prompted his publisher to allow sales of the book several days ahead of the original publication date," the NY Times reports. Suck it, pukes.
Posted by maru at 5/30/2008 04:16:00 PM
"I believed in that lying little fucker!" the former WH press secretary almost said in interviews, sobbing.
Scott McClellan has made it clear that it was Preznit Honor 'n' Integritude and "not the high-profile aides around him who left him most disillusioned in the run-up to the Iraq War," the Duh! journal reports.
Posted by maru at 5/30/2008 04:07:00 PM
May 29, 2008
John "Iranian al-Qaidists are training Shiites" McBush: "Obama only visiting Iraq once shows how little he understands about Iraq."
Barack Obama: "It's funny that the guy who swallowed all of the misadministration's propaganda hook, line, sinker and ... ahem ... rod, would lecture me about the war":
Stupid: The RNC is now actually keeping a clock on their website to count the days since Obama last stepped foot in Iraq.
A pity they seem less concerned about tracking how many troops have died there.
Here's a pic of the last time McNuts was there: helmeted, armored, heavily escorted, and surrounded by so many pieces of artillery that his phalanx of snipers would have been in danger of friendly-fire ricochets had they been forced to actually shoot anyone.
Posted by maru at 5/29/2008 04:36:00 PM
Fighting for ... America.
Today's Fuckingly Stupidest Dumbass Faux-Outrage Bullshit Award goes to...
Psycho hosebag 'Michelle Malkin and her cadre of intrepid blogger-patriots, who have taken down the jihadist Food Network's #2 in command. No longer will Rachmael al-Ray be able to preach anti-American hate on "30-Minute Meals."'
(Thanks to fark.com for the headline)
Posted by maru at 5/29/2008 04:34:00 PM
Corpulent antichrist Karl Rove levels the ultimate insult on Scott McClellan:
"First of all this doesn’t sound like Scott, it really doesn’t, not the Scott McClellan I known for a long time. Second of all, it sounds like somebody else, it sounds like a left wing blogger."In other words, he's telling the truth, I guess.
Posted by maru at 5/29/2008 04:33:00 PM
Crooks & Liars has a piece up on the media's complicity in acting as “deferential enablers of the administration’s propaganda leading up to the war." It's enough to make you hurl. But this is the part that got to me (emphasis mine):
So, what? Do you go after the story anyway and tell your audience that it may be the last piece you do because the Bush junta has promised to shitcan you? Or do you just roll over like a good little lapdog? Uh-huh. Right. Yeah, we all know what happened.
From a great piece by Glenn Greenwald:
And from Politico:
Fucking sheep. They have less balls than Jeff Gannon.
Posted by maru at 5/29/2008 04:30:00 PM
Preznit GameBoy, happily meeting with a group of future targets graduating from the US Air Force Academy, said Wednesday that rebuilding Iraq and Afghanistan is 'proving difficult as the wars rage on,' and, what -- six years into the war in Iraq and seven in Afghanistan? -- "we're learning as we go."
Awesome. You'll be learning. They'll be getting shot at.
Yet Bush's words were vastly overshadowed by those of the man who once spoke for him, Scott McClellan, the former WH mouthpiece.Duh.
Stunning the White House, the disloyal America-hating Islamocommiedefeatohomofascist and possible secret left-wing blogger wrote in a new book that Bush favored propaganda over honesty in selling the war to the public.
McClellan's scathing account, and the dominant news coverage it received, put Bush's latest defense of war in a new context.
Posted by maru at 5/29/2008 04:28:00 PM
House Judiciary Committee: we'll arrest Rove if the corpulant scumwad refuses to appear.
Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.) said that the House Judiciary Committee would be willing to arrest Karl Rove if Satan's porcine handmaiden doesn't testify about his role in the firing of nine U.S. attorneys in 2006.(Slightly paraphrased)
Wasserman Schultz, in an interview Tuesday, said that Rove would not be allowed to invoke executive privilege to avoid testifying, since he said he did not have conversations with Preznit LawnOrnament about the firings.
Asked by MSNBC host Dan Abrams if the committee would go far as having Rove arrested, Wasserman said it would.
"Well, if that's what it takes," she said. "I mean we really cannot allow the the legislative branch to be trampled upon by the executive branch. We are co-equals, and this is an administration that essentially has ignored and disrespected the role of the legislative branch for far too long. We will have our revenge. Oh yes."
Posted by maru at 5/29/2008 04:26:00 PM
Jebus Crist. Yuk. There's four words you hoped never to see together. Now that the not-gay gay governor (G-Ay) is on McNuts' VP list, the Family Values party is pulling out all the stops to make him more palatable. And not just to gay men, either.
Great idea! So instead of a Godless homo, he's an adulterous horndog banging someone's else's wife! What great thinking! That'll really help swing over those discontented evangelicals!
*Unless the "woman" in the vid is really a guy in drag.
Posted by maru at 5/29/2008 04:22:00 PM
"A series of recent state polls around the country confirm earlier forecasts about the uphill challenge faced this year by Republicans in trying to hold their ground in the Senate, or even staving off new Democratic gains." ☺
Whoa, never mind that: Rachael Ray is wearing a suspicious scarf!!!1!!
Posted by maru at 5/29/2008 04:19:00 PM
A headline that leaves a bad taste in one's mouth:
Update: Fox seeks 'voter fraud' stories, blogger says probe Coulter
I thought Hannity already WAS probing him/her/it.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 5/29/2008 04:16:00 PM
Disgruntled, deranged and disoriented former White House tool Scotty McClellen writes slanderous expose, and gets threatened by Fox and Friends.
Why is it that when I hear, “all of his secrets are going to be coming out”, I think warrantless wiretapping’?
Yup, Fairly Imbalanced infuckingdeed.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 5/29/2008 04:13:00 PM
Scott McClellan should be compelled to testify before a congressional committee regarding the allegations made in his book about the Bush misadministration, says U.S. Rep. Robert Wexler.
New outrage over at RimJob's, LGF, and other rightwingnut media sites: evidently, everything Scott said in the book is now suspect because it was published by ... bum bum bum!... George Soros, evil liberal mastermind and procurerer of unwilling underage lesbians for murdering banshee Hitlary Xlintoon.
Posted by maru at 5/29/2008 04:12:00 PM
May 28, 2008
An old barn stands in a wheat field as a sever thunderstorm passes in the distance near Ogallah, Kan., Thursday, May 22, 2008. Severe thunderstorms dropped tornadoes across much of northwest Kansas.(AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)
Posted by maru at 5/28/2008 11:29:00 PM
And the big story today, former White House Press-tool Scott McClellan blasts Il DuceBag, his handlers and enablers -- especially Satan's porcine handmaiden Karl Rove -- and the supine White House press corpse.
One of his charges? That the lying aWol McWarMonkey deceived the country and relied on propaganda to sell his war in Iraq:
Now he tells
Swell. No fucking kidding. Maybe if he had any conscience whatsoever he would've brought this stuff up years ago. Anyhoo, read more here. And here, as Snott reveals he first became aware of Preznit Honor an' Integritude's habit of lying when the stories of his wild, cocaine-fueled party days came out -- and the Codpieced Cowpuke said he couldn't remember.
A disgruntled misadministration replies --
(Slightly paraphased for clarity).
Well, better late than never, Snotty. Heckuva job!
Update: the rethugs are all over CNN right now trashing him. Quelle surprise.
Posted by maru at 5/28/2008 04:45:00 PM
The State Department starts identifying people they can force to serve on the Baghdad Deathst... uhhhhhh, the US embassy, because for reasons unknown there aren't enough volunteers who are willing to bask in all that glorious Iraqi freedom.
Posted by maru at 5/28/2008 04:43:00 PM
The media's mancrush on McMaverick. Today: another dripping paean by McSame's "barbeque base," the AP's Liz "siddon my face!!" Sidoti, chronic McKook cumguzzler --
'John McCain prides himself on being a remarkably transparent presidential candidate, with rolling news conferences on his "Straight Talk Express" campaign bus and an open-door policy when it comes to dealing with the media, and he's absolutely correct to do so!!!1!'Actually, I had to turn away and herk around that point, so the article may not be as bad as all that, but who cares.
Update: I went back and read it, and it was pretty damn close.
Posted by maru at 5/28/2008 04:38:00 PM
According to the US Holocaust Museum, Senator Obama's uncle's Infantry Division not only liberated Buchenwald -- it was one of the first Nazi concentration camps liberated by US troops in all of Germany.
An AmericaBlog letter to the editor:
The LA Times:
Posted by maru at 5/28/2008 04:35:00 PM
Because their dear leader has set such a high standard for grammarification and eloquencitity, the Reich-Wingnut noise machine is cranked up to turbo thumpin' volume as the antichrist manchurian islamonazicommiefascist with a nutzoid former christain pastor Obama says Auschwitz instead of Buchenwald.
They couldn't possibly that fucking stupid, right?
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 5/28/2008 04:31:00 PM
According to the golden standard of birdcage liner, the NYT informs Kentuckians and other well informed 'Murkans that zombie Super-Duper delegate Fidel Castro has endorsed Obama. Following the infamous Hamas endorsement, on deck we now have Hugo Chavez with Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket in the hole.
Meanwhile, Democrats in general want to nationalize health care and Pelosi wants to nationalize energy production.
That's some pretty damn socialist shit.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 5/28/2008 04:18:00 PM
May 27, 2008
Goes to Pensito Review, for
"Libertarians Nominate Bob Barr, Thrice-Married Author of Defense of Marriage Act"From the article:
As a Republican candidate for the House in 1994, he rose to national attention when reports alleged that he had licked whipped cream off the breasts of two women at a charity event.
As a congressman from Georgia, the thrice-married Barr returned attention to the whipped-cream episode when, speaking in support of the Defense of Marriage Act [DOMA], he argued that “the flames of self-centered morality are licking at the very foundations of our society.”
Posted by maru at 5/27/2008 04:34:00 PM
Longtime Bush/McBush rumpswab still supporting bigoted Nazi-loving psycho:
OK, that was then. Or was it...? --
Honor and integrity.
Fun fact: as Ben Smith explains,
Giving douches a bad name.
Posted by maru at 5/27/2008 04:15:00 PM
Better known as "Dead Troops Remembered By President Who Had Them Killed."
The Snivelling Chimp marked his last Memorial Day holiday in office Monday ... ahhhh! Praise Jeebus! ... urging Americans to honor the military, unlike his own AWOL, war-deserting ass that lied his way into war with Iraq. Disgusting. Bonus: he called the dead "awesome" while almost chugging a bottle of YooHoo.
''On this Memorial Day, I stand before you as the commander in chief and try to tell you how proud I am,'' aWol McWarMonkey told an audience at Arlington National Cemetery. Of the men and women buried in the cemetery, he said, ''They're an awesome bunch of people and the United States is blessed to have such citizens.''What a Sacrificer! Dickwad.
That provoked a standing ovation from the crowd. ''Whoo-hoo!'' shouted one moron, who couldn't contain her enthusiasm.
Bush was at the White House through 3 p.m., the time he asked Americans to pause for a moment to remember the fallen. Then, he went to a Secret Service training facility in Beltsville, Md., just outside Washington, to ride his mountain bike for about 90 minutes.
In other Bush news, Sen. McSame insisted we need to stay in Iraq another 100 years or something.
Meanwhile, 2 US soldiers were killed and 2 others wounded in Iraq this weekend.
"You dead guys rock!"
Posted by maru at 5/27/2008 04:11:00 PM
May 26, 2008
Fox "News" subhuman scum: "And now we have what ... uh... some are reading as a suggestion that somebody knock off Osama ... uh... Osama ... um... Obama ... well, both if we could [laughing]"
Wow. Just ... wow.
Jeff Feldman at HuffPo:
When we hear such "jokes" about assassinating a member of the Senate--a member of our government--we do not laugh, but instead wonder. We wonder what has happened to broadcast media in our country. We wonder to ourselves, to our families, and to our friends: How have we arrived at this point? How has our broadcast media so utterly lost its moral compass?Indeed.
The reason for a free press--for our free press--is not to degrade our political institutions, undermine our elections, and threaten our politicians, but to strengthen and sustain our deliberative democracy.
If FOX News or any other broadcast media outlet cannot live up to that standard, then they should shut off their lights, sell their equipment, and choose another line of work.
Posted by maru at 5/26/2008 09:08:00 AM
May 25, 2008
As i posted in the comments below, I couldn't give a crap WHO the video is supposed to be about. It doesn't matter whose name they're using -- Obama, Madonna, Brad Pitt, Karl Rove, me -- you gotta love the subtitles. Come on, "cunts for eyes"? "I'm going to fuck you in half"? That's effing gold, baby. Relax, please. There are more important things to worry about, like another rethuglican as president. And aWol McStupid attacking Iran.
Thanks and god bless.
You frighten baby panda.
Posted by maru at 5/25/2008 10:13:00 AM
May 24, 2008
Posted by maru at 5/24/2008 11:07:00 PM
From Think Progress:
A Tuesday fundraiser headlined by President Bush for U.S. Sen. John McCain’s presidential campaign is being moved out of the Phoenix Convention Center.LOL
Sources familiar with the situation said the Bush-McCain event was not selling enough tickets to fill the Convention Center space, and that there were concerns about more anti-war protesters showing up outside the venue than attending the fundraiser inside.
Posted by maru at 5/24/2008 10:40:00 AM
Catbirds on the back deck eating our stray cat's cat food
Four -- four!! -- Orioles!
Robins nesting in the wisteria right outside the back door
A box turtle coming out of its hibernation-hole under the oak tree
Water irises blooming in the fish pond
Maru on the deck smoking cigars at 9 in the morning
How's your morning going? :)
Posted by maru at 5/24/2008 09:10:00 AM
May 23, 2008
Joe Biden responds to the insufferable quisling's neocon-whoring op-ed in the Whore St Fishwrap:
It's beautiful -- read the whole thing here.
Posted by maru at 5/23/2008 05:01:00 PM
It's a Larry Craig Bobblefoot/free rectal exam Giveaway Sunday!
Sunday's giveaway is a miniature bathroom stall with a couple of lower legs and feet -- a spoof on the airport episode involving Idaho not-gay gay Sen. Larry Craig at the Twin Cities airport last summer.
Posted by maru at 5/23/2008 04:55:00 PM
Some laughingly obsequious rethug brownnoser at the ironically-named americanthinker.com drools "A few days ago I had an opportunity to discuss the pithy but engagingly written book War and Decision with its author, Douglas Feith."
Whoa. Hold on, let me wipe the spooge off my computer... The "fucking stupidest guy on the face of the earth" Douglas Feith? I don't think so. Cunt.
Posted by maru at 5/23/2008 04:35:00 PM
Headline from teh intarwebs: "McCain appears cancer-free and healthy, just like Ted Kennedy did until a few days ago."
Straight-talking maverick John McCain will give select members of the media -- “a tightly controlled group of reporters,” AKA his "base" -- a three-hour glimpse at his huge stack of medical records Friday, right at the start of the long Memorial Day Weekend. Uh-huh.
The confused old nutjob, who has been diagnosed with four melanomas and high cholesterol, has had both arms and one of his legs broken, has undergone torture ("We don't torture!" screams the ambassador of Vietnam), psychotic episodes of temper, and repeated assrapings by portly scumwad Karl Rove during the 2004 campaign, is under pressure to prove to the public that he is physically fit for office.
Posted by maru at 5/23/2008 04:28:00 PM
Turd Blossom subpoenead over political prosecutions.
Large, flatulent asshole subpoenaed in Congressional probe.
Steaming pantload of effluvium subpoenead over political prosecutions.
In what probably will be just another exercise in futility but is pretty cool nonetheless, the House Judiciary Committee has subpoenaed Satan's porcine handmaiden Karl Rove.
The committee has been investigating claims that the Bush misadministration played politics in decisions made at the Justice Department, including the firing of at least nine U.S. attorneys in 2006. Those firings created a political firestorm on Capitol Hill, and led to Bunnypants' asshole buddy Alberto Gonzales’ resignation last summer in disgrace and amid international ridicule.The subpoena calls for the fleshy, bottomfeeding douchewad to appear before the subcommittee at 10:00 a.m. on July 10.
Additionally, the committee has launched an inquiry into the Justice Department's prosecution of former Democratic governor Don Siegelman, now a political prisoner of corpulent antichrist Karl Rove.
"Although he does not seem the least bit hesitant to discuss these very issues weekly on cable television and in the print news media, Mr. Rove and his attorney have apparently concluded that a public hearing room would not be appropriate," House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers, D-Mich., said in a statement.
"Unfortunately, I have no choice today but to compel his testimony on these very important matters."
Posted by maru at 5/23/2008 04:25:00 PM