Eight years of incompetence and douchebaggery are at an end!
Bush is proudest of his steadfast leadership after the attacks of September 11, 2001, when, after blindly staring off into space for 10 minutes during a reading of "My Pet Goat," he plane-hopped around the country, avoiding landing and/or having to make any kind of decision to shoot down terrist-controlled jets. Afterwards, he tried scaring the country shitless by questioning their patriotism.
... even though he totally blew off every warning that 9/11 was about to happen.
Yeah, you kept the country safe... through September 10, 2001. Heckuva job.