Eight years of incompetence and douchebaggery are at an end!
For most Americans, the Bush era is ending not a moment too soon. As Preznit Fartcushion prepares to leave office, three quarters of Americans have a parting thought: "Good riddance."
Asked their view of Dribbles McGoo at the end of his residency, 75 percent said they are glad he is leaving. Only oil company execs, Fox News and most comedians said they will miss him. Fewer than a third of Americans believe he will go down in history as a good president, forty percent said Bush leaves a poor legacy and 28 percent said Bush is the worst president in American history.
Asked their view of Dribbles McGoo at the end of his residency, 75 percent said they are glad he is leaving. Only oil company execs, Fox News and most comedians said they will miss him. Fewer than a third of Americans believe he will go down in history as a good president, forty percent said Bush leaves a poor legacy and 28 percent said Bush is the worst president in American history.
Bush is proudest of his steadfast leadership after the attacks of September 11, 2001, when, after blindly staring off into space for 10 minutes during a reading of "My Pet Goat," he plane-hopped around the country, avoiding landing and/or having to make any kind of decision to shoot down terrist-controlled jets. Afterwards, he tried scaring the country shitless by questioning their patriotism.
That's how Bush wants to be remembered -- as the president who kept the country safe.
... even though he totally blew off every warning that 9/11 was about to happen.
Yeah, you kept the country safe... through September 10, 2001. Heckuva job.
3 comments:
Bush's thought bubble. "Holy sheeeit! Unka Dick and the boys wernt kiddin" when they said that they were gonna bring down the towers, hmmmmmm, what should I do now?"
yeah, well,
i got a few peeps coming over, to mainly celebrate The Leaving of The Dumbya, but also the first NON WHITE MALE president evah.
and then, prolly something for Obi his own self, in spite of my concerns which i am holding at bay pending actual ACTION.
BUT BACK TO THE POINT, i WILL be taking one minute of NO DRINKING, and silence to acknowlege the asshat congress we have had and esp the non illustrious Nan "empty table" Pelosi that we had to actually WAIT TO THIS MOMENT to get rid of this mammoth insult to civility, reality, honor, history and hell!,
humanity in generalnesstitude!!!!
SUGGEST you do the same cause nothing burns off indigination like NOT TAKING A DRINK to an ASSHAT WHO LET IT HAPPEN!!!!!
nanc!
i owe her sooooooo big!
siri
MAN!
maru that was just breathtakingly breathlessly an AWESOME summation of the reality.
wow
I'm serving, ANYTHING you want
name it!
awed,
siri
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