January 16, 2009

Final Bush address all about Bush

In farewell speech, the raving DisasterMonkey says he kept the nation safe -- like this special rock that wards off tigers, only $500! -- even though "his presidency began with the worst terrorist attack on U.S. soil and ends with the worst economic collapse since the 1930s."

A poster at fark asks "Kept the country safe? Isn't that kinda like saying that Emperor Hirohito kept Japan safe from nuclear attacks except for that Hiroshima and Nagasaki thing?"

As Americans get ready to turn the page on George W. Bush, the president offered his own first draft of history, saying that while his policies have been unpopular there can be little debate about the results: "America has gone more than seven years without another terrorist attack on our soil."

Yeah. Right. I've got news for you, you twitching retard: "I kept us safe" ranks right up there with "heckuva job," "I'm a uniter" and "Alaska's proximity to Russia equals foreign policy experience." Jackass.

In a farewell address to the nation Thursday night, Bush harkened back to the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, 2001, a time when the public rallied around him and his approval ratings soared.

Dumbass fondly looked back to the days of our deepest horror and despair and thought how totally awesome it was 'cause everybody loved him... Ahhhh, good times!

While there has not been another attack on U.S. soil, the number of terrorist acts around the world has increased, Iran has gained influence in the Mideast, North Korea still hasn't verifiably declared its nuclear work, anti-Americanism abroad has emboldened extremists' recruitment efforts and a safe haven for terrorists remains along the Pakistan-Afghanistan border.

Leaving office with the highest disapproval rating since Richard Nixon, Bush said, "You may not agree with some of the tough decisions I have made, but I hope you can agree that I was willing to make the tough decisions."

You fucking idiot, going with "rewarding your friends and fucking over everybody else" is not a tough decision.

I wonder how hard Barb'll bitchslap him for destroying the family name when he finally gets home.

3 comments:

Bohemia said...

They didn't have to be "tough" decisions George. They just had to be smart. You had a chance after 9/11 to make this country great and the world a better place. But you blew it because you're too dumb and weak. You always were from what we can see. And you have no self-respect. No pride. No honor. Have fun in Dallas.

Anonymous said...

and may "she who spawned you" finally crinkle into her own face wrinkles which fight for dominance with her ass crack and take you down into the black hole with her patrician, "George Washington face on the goddamned dollar bill" and the orifice you REALLY popped out of and managed to "breath".

murderous socially retarded and sick fuck from the halls of Hell that Satin his own damned self avoids cause of the stench of stupidity, YOU!!!
gawd,
ARE YOU TELLING ME I GOTTA WAKE UP TO ANOTHER DAY OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP SLEEPING IN FACILITIES THAT BELONG TO MEEEEEEE?

gET his SLEEEZY ass outa MY CAMP DAVID and do it NOW!!!!
siri

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