In farewell speech, the raving DisasterMonkey says he kept the nation safe -- like this special rock that wards off tigers, only $500! -- even though "his presidency began with the worst terrorist attack on U.S. soil and ends with the worst economic collapse since the 1930s."
A poster at fark asks "Kept the country safe? Isn't that kinda like saying that Emperor Hirohito kept Japan safe from nuclear attacks except for that Hiroshima and Nagasaki thing?"
Yeah. Right. I've got news for you, you twitching retard: "I kept us safe" ranks right up there with "heckuva job," "I'm a uniter" and "Alaska's proximity to Russia equals foreign policy experience." Jackass.
Dumbass fondly looked back to the days of our deepest horror and despair and thought how totally awesome it was 'cause everybody loved him... Ahhhh, good times!
You fucking idiot, going with "rewarding your friends and fucking over everybody else" is not a tough decision.
I wonder how hard Barb'll bitchslap him for destroying the family name when he finally gets home.