February 3, 2009

Award-winning journalist writing policy for gpukes

No -- not really! Bwwwwwahahahahahahaha!

Fresh off his stint as a "war correspondent" in Gaza a secure area near Jerusalem, Joe the Taxcheating Attentionwhore turns his attention to helping rethugs with political strategery.

Next week: Trig Palin will present a white paper on the social and geopolitical ramifications of intervention in Darfur.*

When GOP congressional aides gather Tuesday morning for a meeting of the Conservative Working Group, Samuel Wurzelbacher – more commonly known as Joe the [unlicensed] Plumber — will be their featured guest. This group is an organization of conservative Capitol Hill staffers who meet regularly to chart GOP strategy for the week.

In a related story, supposedly content with their minority status in Washington, a new Rasmussen poll reveals that 55 percent of republicants polled say the GOP "should become more like [Sarah] Palin." You betcha its awesome.


*posted by Mr Coffee Nerves at fark.

5 comments:

big em said...

Good to see the Repukes are imagining new and exciting ways to fail - - they were in kind of a rut with the SOS.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Oooh, Sammy Weaselbanger will lead these fart sack sniffing boy scouts out of the wilderness, and then get them all blow jobs from Madam Moose.

Niccolo M said...

So this dick head is going to help the rethugs plot strategy? How stupid is that? What the hell is he going to do, fix their toilets?
"Well, we failed miserably in the last two elections so with Joe's help we'll be be able to fail utterly and totally in the next"
Brilliant

big em the un-plumber said...

Right on Niccolo M - - I can just hear his roundtable strategizing: "....if you need to stop a toilet from running-on, you need to check the ring-valve at the base of the tank to make sure it's new and has a good seal. First flush the toilet while holding up the ball..."

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