Report renews call for probe of Bush era, rectum

Preznit Evil: "This government does not torture people."
Red Cross: "You've just set your own pants on fire, jerkoff."

A leaked Red Cross report on CIA torture of detainees offers fresh ammunition to demands that officials from the Bush misadministration be prosecuted for their conduct, rights groups have revealed.

[President Obama's] administration will face renewed pressure to take action following the leaking of the internal document from the International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC), which describes abuse in harrowing detail.

Money shot:

As a signatory to the UN convention banning torture, the United States may be legally obliged to carry out a probe of former officials.

Mwwwah!