Showing tons more class than his vp or anyone else in his party, Drinkie McDuhbyah says he wants Barack Obama to succeed and that it's "essential" to support the new president.
Awwwww. Nice! But just when you start mayyyybe feeling a bit sympatico with the little guy, you read this:
**acccck!** Yeah, real funny, dumbass! **eyetwitch** Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Even our calm and collected friends up north weren't too happy with the Disasterator:
[There, fixed it.] Yeah!