March 18, 2009

Unlike his former boss, Dick Cheney, Bush says it's 'essential' to help Obama

Showing tons more class than his vp or anyone else in his party, Drinkie McDuhbyah says he wants Barack Obama to succeed and that it's "essential" to support the new president.

Former President George W. Bush says he won't criticize President Barack Obama because Obama "deserves my silence."

Awwwww. Nice! But just when you start mayyyybe feeling a bit sympatico with the little guy, you read this:

Bush was also full of jokes during his appearance.

"I actually paid for a house last fall. I think I'm the only American to have bought a house in the fall of 2008," he quipped.

**acccck!** Yeah, real funny, dumbass! **eyetwitch** Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Even our calm and collected friends up north weren't too happy with the Disasterator:

More than 100 protesters chanted "war criminal" and flung shoes in Calgary on Tuesday, angry that the Dictator-tot was in the Canadian city to give his first speech since leaving the entire world reeling after his disastrous presidency.

[There, fixed it.] Yeah!