Proving that torture works -- hell, just ask John McCain! -- 2 prisoners were waterboarded 266 times by the CIA. Two people. Two. Waterboarded 266 times.
We don't torture! We... don't... tor... OK, we do! But it worked! Hmmmm. In fact, Darth Cheney is so positive it was successful, he's calling for the release of all their memos so he can prove it. You know, the ones he didn't shred.
Comment from the internet: "Waterboarding is so effective it only took 266 waterboarding sessions for two men to confess to ahh, well, anything that would stop the waterboarding."
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