May 1, 2009

Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?

Well, son, I was coming out of the plastic surgeon's office...

Rightwingnuttia's newest spokesperson for purity and sacred family values has fake hooters. Because nothing says wholesome, church-sanctified Ozzie-and-Harriet traditional-style marriage like huge, bouncy, artificial attention-whore funbags.

Miss California Carrie Prejean, now taking a role as a protector of "traditional marriage" after her answer at the Miss USA pageant a week ago, has breast implants.

Bonus: bought for her by the Miss California Pageant.